the battle continues between man and annoying little shit!

this has been going on for months.....
there is this crow in my hood that has it out for me.
every time i am on the phone on the porch,this little bastard has the nerve to fly out of nowhere and land a couple feet away from me and SCREAM at me.
seriously...to the point i can't even hear the person on the phone with me.
every F****N TIME.
then i go inside and he'll fly up to the window and keep doing it.
i'm going to try and set a trap for this smart ass bird.
i have to shut the blinds when the phone rings so he doesn't see me talking.
i feel like a prisoner in my own house.

rant over.